Politics

Socialism:

You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbour.

 

Communism:

You have two cows. The government takes them both and provides you with milk

 

Fascism:

You have two cows: The government takes them both and sells you the milk

 

Bureaucracy:

You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down the drain.

 

Capitalism: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a bull.

 

Corporate:

You have two cows, you sell one, force the other to produce the milk of four cows, then act surprised when it drops dead.

 

Democracy:

You have two cows, the government taxes you to the point that you must sell them both in order to support a man in a foreign country that has only one cow which was a gift from your government.

 

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