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Saturday, May 27, 2006
Brooklyn Tony
Brooklyn Tony was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar
after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him
said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It
will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."
Brooklyn Tony replied, "You know, my grandfather lived to be 107
years old."
The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"
Brooklyn Tony answered, "No, he minded his own f.....g business
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Brooklyn Tony returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father.
The teacher asked ' How much is 2x3,' I said '6,'" replies TONY.
"But that's right!" says his dad.
"Yeah, but then she asked me ' How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the f.....g difference ?" asks the father.
"That's what I said!"
Hhahahahahaha I love those Secondave,....and I'll be using them later tonight for sure,.....one of my buds from Montreal just got back from fishing,.and he & my brother will crack up with those Reminds me of how they teach Math in NYC,...teacher asks the question ,..hey Johnny if you had 6 apples and you 'stole' 3 more ,how many would you have......hahahaha and the other one where the Teacher again teaching math ,.....says johhny if you had 6 apples and I asked you for 3 ,....How many would you have,.......Johhny doesn't hesitate for a second ,..and says SIX..................
Secondave (Bill) You'll be happt to know that I used both those Brooklyn Tony jokes,....and got a good laugh .........had a great dinner as well,.....Nothing better than good friends ,good laughs,....and a good dinner.........Thanks Again ........................................................................................................................hf&rv
Les, now I wish I had saved the other B.T. jokes. Maybe they will
appear again in my email inbox. They made me LOL b/c I am familiar
with the Brooklyn working class culture.
S.A.
WARNING THIS BT JOKE MIGHT BE READ BY MATURE ADULTS ONLY:
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