The bride chase the bridegroom around the church trying to catch him....she
find grabbed him by the organ......
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Winnie...the bride grabbed the groom by the organ...so what tune did he sing? Dianne
The Bishop was touring the old country Churches and stopped by one in the evening where the organist was alone practising. As he approached he noticed a condom laying across the instrument. He asked the elderly spinster about it. She said it was a good luck charm to keep her safe. He asked how it worked. She said, "The instructions said, for greatest security and health open package and place on organ and I haven't had a sick day since." Ed
Ed...that is priceless!!!...And I am not shocked!!! So what does that say about me? Well, it says that I am not an up tight broad, that's what that says!! Dianne
Mother Superior called all the Nuns together one evening and said to them: "I must tell you all something. We have a case of Gonorrhea in the convent." "Thank God," said an elderly Nun at the back. "I'm so sick of Chardonnay."
Linda...I see that you aren't an up tight broad either! dianne
Dianne, Opinionated....yes; Up-Tight...never.
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Diane. He was singing; "You've got that loving feeling".
Dianne. Of course she was singing; "Do it to me one more time".
And then they did a duet of 'stuck on you' Dianne
They were also singing; I'm In The Mood (nude) for love".
Back in the days when the feelings between Prot. and R.C. was running high there was a Prot joke I'm sure you'll remember. The two nuns were interviewing mothers in the maternity ward of the Catholic hospital. They asked a mother how many babies she had and the woman answered "This is my fifth." "A good Catholic family." said the nun. She asked the second and the mother said, "This is my seventh." "Wonderful said the nun. A real Catholic family." She approached the third woman with the same question. "This is my sixth." She replied. "A good Catholic family." said the nun. "But Mother, I'm not Catholic." the woman said. As the two nuns walked away, one turned to the other and said, "Horny bitch." Ed
Another good joke...thanks Ed! Dianne
Was it not Nero that fiddled while Rome burned??? Just further proof that a man would rather fiddle first, than anything else. I guess sometimes you have to light a fire under SOME of them!!!!!! That is my story, and guess what...I AM sticking to it. Thanks Winston Allison
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