Words of Wisdom

Some Words of Wisdom,.......sent to me oday,.So I thought I'd share them:

> Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935, was probably
the greatest political sage this country has ever known.  Enjoy the following:
> 1.  Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
> 2.  Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
> 3.  There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works.
> 4.  Never miss a good chance to shut up.
> 5.  Always drink upstream from the herd.
> 6.  If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
> 7.  The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in
your pocket.
> 8.  There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading.  The few who
learn by observation.  The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and
find out for themselves.
> 9.  Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad
judgment.
> 10.  If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then
to make sure it's still there.
> 11.  Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.
> 12.  After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started
roaring.  He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.  The moral:
> When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
> ABOUT GROWING OLDER...
> First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age
and start bragging about it.
> Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
> Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers.  Not me, I want people
to know "why" I look this way.  I've traveled a long way and some of the roads
weren't paved.
> Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think
of Algebra.
> Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
> Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
> Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is
such a nice change from being young.
> Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.
> Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
> Tenth ~ Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was
called witchcraft.  Today it's called golf
> And finally ~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything
to laugh at when you are old

 

..................I like #4,.....yet I seldom practice it...........hahahahaha

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