Kids.

Arial6 year-old and 4 year-old are
upstairs in their bedroom.

"You know what?" says the 6 year-old.

"I think it's about time we started cussing."

The 4 year-old nods his head in approval.

The 6 year-old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm
gonna say something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass.'

The 4 year-old agrees with enthusiasm.

When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year-old what
he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw hell Mom, I guess I'll have
some Cheerios."

WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor,
gets up,and runs upstairs crying his eyes out with his mother in hot
pursuit, slapping his rear with every step.

She locks him in his room and shouts,"You can stay in there until I

let you out."

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year-old and asks with
a stern voice, "An what do YOU want for breakfast, young

man?"

"I don't know,"