enjoy

Norman




>CC: "Norman Jordan"
>Subject: enjoy
>Date: Wed, 14 Dec 2005 16:34:46 -0800
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>2 TOUGH QUESTIONS
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> Question 1:
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> If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who
>were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis,
>would you recommend that she have an abortion?
> Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.
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> Question 2:
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> It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here
>are the facts about the three candidates.
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> Candidate A.
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> Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's
>had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
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> Candidate B.
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> He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
>college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
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> Candidate C.
> He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
>occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates
>would be your choice? Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the
>response.
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> Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
> Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
> Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
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> And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said
>YES, you just killed Beethoven.
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> Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.
> Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading...
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> Never be afraid to try something new.
> Remember: Amateurs...built the ark.
> Professionals...built the Titanic
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> And finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more
>than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
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> * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
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> * 7 have been arrested for fraud
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> * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
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> * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
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> * 3 have done time for assault
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> * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
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> * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
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> * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
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> * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
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> * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...
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> Can you guess which organization this is?
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> Give up yet?
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> It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group
> that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest
>of us in line.
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> You gotta pass this on.....
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