THANKS for stopping by, I do my best to acknowledge when someone leaves a comment,you do not have to be a member here & everyone is welcome. Ps: This site is monitored but not actively posting on a regular basis. Mostly these are stories & some photos saved from a defunct site known as Verdun Connections which was on MSN Groups initially then on a social network called Multiply.
Wednesday, November 30, 2005
Member's Interests
me,,beeaird
Tuesday, November 29, 2005
Q U E B E C
Forwarded email.
and family which have been forwarded 9 times. They have the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> marks and Include every single email address the
message, joke, or words of wisdom has been forwarded by. I have asked
certain 'forwarders' to please refrain from sending me these posts as I
never read them anyway. All have complied. Other forwarders, such as my
granddaughters I say nothing of course.
Here is one solution. Paste the post to a word processor and erase
everything but the meat of the post then paste it to a fresh email.
Your friends and family will be appreciative believe me. Only a thought
to the mature.
Bill
"A child's hand in yours -- what tenderness and power it arouses. You
are instantly the very touchstone of wisdom and strength."
- Marjorie Holmes
USEFUL INFORMATION ON RECOGNIZING A STROKE - PLEASE READ
someone doesn't know...Here's a "Heads Up"....
Norman
>From: slayne.crom@ssss.gouv.qc.ca
>To:
>aboisrond.crom@ssss.gouv.qc.ca,ejburry@ca.inter.net,juneione@hotmail.com,Jaynorman66@hotmail.com,lay_d1104@hotmail.com
>Subject: USEFUL INFORMATION ON RECOGNIZING A STROKE - PLEASE READ
>Date: Mon, 28 Nov 2005 13:39:44 -0500
>
>
>----- Forwarded by Sydney Layne/CRMDI/Reg06/SSSS on 2005-11-28 13:38 -----
>
>
> From: Joanne
>Meloche/CUSM/Reg06/SSSS
> To:
>nash_allan@hotmail.com, countrygardens@prodigy.net,
> marybabiak@videotron.ca,
>Sandra.Eeet@mcgill.ca, "Wendy Fine"
>
>
>slayne.crom@ssss.gouv.qc.ca @
> SSSS, "Lee, Lenny"
>
>
>"sweetmtlgirl@hotmail.com/OU=, GANU63@videotron.ca, "Kaaren De Sousa"
>
>
>
> Subject: USEFUL
>INFORMATION ON RECOGNIZING A STROKE - PLEASE READ
>
> 2005-11-25
>10:29
>
>
>
>
>
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>
> During a BBQ a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured
>everyone that she was fine (they
> offered to call paramedics) and just tripped over a brick because of her
>new shoes. They got her cleaned
> up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up,
>Ingrid went about enjoying
> herself the rest of the evening.
>
> Ingrid's husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been
>taken to the hospital - (at
> 6:00pm, Ingrid passed away.)?She had suffered a stroke at the BBQ - had
>they known how to identify
> the signs of a stroke perhaps Ingrid would be with us today.
>
> It only takes a minute to read this-
>
> A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours
>he can totally reverse the
> effects of a stroke...totally.?He said the trick was getting a stroke
>recognized, diagnosed and
> getting to the patient within 3 hours which is tough.
>
> RECOGNIZING A STROKE
>
> Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple
>questions:
>
> 1. *Ask the individual to SMILE.
>
> 2. *Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS.
>
> 3. *Ask the person to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE
> (Coherently) (i.e. . .It is sunny out today)
>
> If he or she has trouble with any of these tasks, call 9-1-1 immediately
>and describe the symptoms to
> the dispatcher.
>
> After discovering that a group of non-medical volunteers could identify
>facial weakness, arm
> weakness and speech problems, researchers urged the general public to
>learn the three questions.?They
> presented their conclusions at the American Stroke Association's annual
>meeting last February.
> Widespread use of this test could result in prompt diagnosis and
>treatment of the stroke and prevent
> brain damage.
>
>
>
>
Mike Caracciolo
video can be viewed on Mike's web site. I think he should have worn a
shirt.
The true value of a human being is determined primarily by the measure
and the sense in which he has attained liberation from the self.
--Albert Einstein
Monday, November 28, 2005
George Beurling
Reports on what happened are varied. George Beurling ended up at Urbe Airport in Rome on his way to Israel. Their transportation was a Norduuyn Norseman, an aircraft known to be tricky on takeoff if the pilot was not familiar with it. On May 21, 1948, the front page of the Montreal Gazette reported that George Beurling and his friend, an American fighter pilot, Moshe Cohen, were dead. His engine cut on take-off, and in a desperate attempt to get his Norseman back on to the field he spun in. Sabotage was suspected but never proven. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Just found this artical . Steve |
Sunday, November 27, 2005
First Montreal Electric Tramway-1892
What are you watching or listing to
Try This Christmas
Saturday, November 26, 2005
hello
Film history.
Hollywood Theater in New York City. Casablanca is the story of Rick
Blaine, an American nightclub owner in North Africa during World War
II. One night, he is approached by a French Resistance fighter named
Victor and his wife Ilsa, who are trying to get papers to escape to
America. Ilsa happens to be Rick's true love, who deserted him when the
Nazis invaded Paris.
The movie took ten weeks to shoot. The original title was "Everybody
Comes to Rick's." One of the actors considered for the part of Rick was
Ronald Regan, but the producer eventually settled on Humphrey Bogart.
The script was constantly rewritten throughout the shooting, and not
even the writers knew whether Ilsa would end up with Rick or Victor at
the end. The reviews were mixed, but it was a box office hit, and it
went on to with the Academy Award for Best Picture in 1943.
Casablanca now one of the best-loved and most quoted movies of all
time. It contains lines such as, "Of all the gin joints, in all the
towns, in all the world, she had to walk into mine," "The problems of
three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy
world," "I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship," and,
"Here's looking at you, kid."
Don MacNeil
breakfast club from chi town.......However we did have some good or very
good radio in Montreal in those days.....There was an announcer that came on
C.J.A.D. for the late morning show named Rod Dewar, & he played very little
music, but spoke for much of his three hours, about various topics......I
was very moved by his radio show, as he was very well spoken. His diction
was perfect, & he seemed very meticulous, about the way he chose his topics
& articulated them....I learned to speak very good English by listening to
him...He was a great influence in my life.......
Norman
Friday, November 25, 2005
Zero to 200 in 2 seconds.
A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday. His
wife told him "Tomorrow there'd better be something in the driveway
for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat". The next morning the
wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a
brand new bathroom scale.
"A bit of perfume always clings to the hand that gives the rose."
- Chinese proverb
Radio Programs
Holiday shopping
"Holiday Season"
One More Month Until Christmas
your shopping done.
Thursday, November 24, 2005
thanksgiving
Weather Conditions
Opinions re: Verdun Connections
Wednesday, November 23, 2005
Ave Gibbons Ave, Verdun
Aljazeera.
points of view.
http://www.aljazeera.com/
"You think your pains and heartbreaks are unprecedented in the history
of the world, but then you read. It was books that taught me that the
things that tormented me were the very things that connected me with
all the people who were alive, or who have ever been alive."
- James Baldwin
Monday, November 21, 2005
Verdun Glider Club 1935 - 1942
Sunday, November 20, 2005
N Y Giants
Dance
on Verdun Ave.
Dance at Verdun #4 Royal Canadian Legion
at 8:00 p.m., $10.00 a ticket..great band "Fabulous Flashbacks"..COME ONE,
COME ALL, bring your friends, dress up (50's & 60's) if you wish and have a great time.
Saturday, November 19, 2005
Wrongful death suit
found guilty in a wrongful death suit (Blake and O.J.). Is this a
lucrative scam for the lawyers? If the children of Bonnie Lee Bakely
are awarded 30 Mil then the lawyers pay day is 'at least' 10 mil. This
doesn't include the millions Blake has already payed up to the
profession through 2 separate trails.
I never thought either guy was innocent but... If Blake or OJ were
found guilty in the criminal trial the lawyers would end up with
considerable less moola. Why don't we hear about this money making
procedure happening in a mob trial, and why the rich and famous? I
should have gone to law school, but I would have had to graduate from
high school first.
Bill
http://www.cbc.ca/storyview/MSN/arts/national/2005/11/19/Arts/
Blakecivilsuit_051119.html
"Kwitchyerbellyakin."
- Irish saying
Friday, November 18, 2005
Emailing: Belmont
Park Ed
ready to send with this message.
Jolly Roger Gang.
Bill
"Kwitchyerbellyakin."
- Irish saying
Thursday, November 17, 2005
Theater A
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
change of address
Pajama Playhouse
Tuesday, November 15, 2005
Mike Garacciolo
definitely a philosopher. I personally like the one of Johnny Cash.
A QUIZ FOR PEOPLE WHO KNOW EVERYTHING.
1. There's one "sport" in which neither the spectators nor the
participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends. What
is it?
2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?
3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for
several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every
year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?
4. Name the only sport in which the ball is always in possession of the
team on defense, and the offensive team can score without touching the
ball?
5. What fruit has its seeds on the outside?
6. In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear
inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is
genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the
bottle?
7. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters "dw."
They are all common. Name two of them.
8. There are fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you
name half of them?
9. Where are the lakes that are referred to in the "Los Angeles Lakers?"
10. There are seven ways a baseball player can legally reach first base
without getting a hit. Taking a base on balls (a walk) is one way. Name
the other six.
11. It's the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned,
processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh. What is it?
12. Name six or more things that you can wear on your feet that begin
with the letter "S."
Monday, November 14, 2005
Gasoline prices website
For your poetry corner
I was thinking
today, in my bed as I lay
Inspecting a
crack in the ceiling
That my fa챌ade
too needs a paint job or two.
And my plaster
will soon begin peeling.
Life goes by
fast, leaving memories vast
And some of
them cause me to smile.
I see my swift
pace leading all in the race
It won me the
two and a half mile.
An old woman I
challenged to mock her.
Well she had
me beat, that cunning old cheat.
She showed up
using a walker.
My memory too,
makes me silly things do.
My body parts
old will bring in some gold,
When the good
ones they start to recycle.
On some bloke
may begin a new cycle.
And I spill
everything in sight.
Some days I
feel fine and this body of mine.
Feels that a
new life is coming.
So I said to
the nurse old age is a curse
As she
followed me round with the mop.
She said do
what you can, when you are an old man
Ed Brown
Sunday, November 13, 2005
Teenage friends of Jack Haines
Montreal Canadians
'Canadians' and do not remember that particular name. Have they always
been referred as the Habs, and if not when and why did it begin?
Bill
"The kingdom of God cometh not with observation: Neither shall they
say, Lo here! or Lo there! for behold, the kingdom of God is within
you."
Saturday, November 12, 2005
Normans
Friday, November 11, 2005
Two Lying thieving Buffoons
Great Remembrance Video
A victory over death and hate.
"The kingdom of God cometh not with observation: Neither shall they
say, Lo here! or Lo there! for behold, the kingdom of God is within
you."
11-11-11
day in 1918 that
armistice was signed at 11:00 AM, on the eleventh hour of the eleventh
day of the eleventh month of the year. After four years of brutal
trench fighting, nine million soldiers had died and 21 million were
wounded. It was called "The War to End All Wars," because it was the
bloodiest war in history up to that point, and it made many people so
sick of war that they hoped no war would ever break out again.
Many intellectuals and artists were disillusioned by the war. The
philosopher Bertrand Russell said, "All this madness, all this rage,
all this flaming death of our civilization and our hopes, has been
brought about because a set of official gentlemen, living luxurious
lives, mostly stupid, and all without imagination or heart, have
chosen that it should occur rather than that any one of them should
suffer some infinitesimal rebuff to his country's pride."
Thursday, November 10, 2005
Wagon Wheel
November 11th
What does 11-11-11(Remberance day) mean to you
Teddy Stoddard.
school, she told the children an untruth. Like most teachers, she
looked at her students and said that she loved them all the same.
However, that was impossible, because there in the front row, slumped
in his seat, was a little boy named Teddy Stoddard.
Mrs. Thompson had watched Teddy the year before and noticed that he did
not play well with the other children, that his clothes were messy and
that he constantly needed a bath. In addition, Teddy could be
unpleasant. It got to the point where Mrs. Thompson would actually take
delight in marking his papers with a broad red pen, making bold X's and
then putting a big "F" at the top of his papers.
At the school where Mrs. Thompson taught, she was required to review
each child's past records and she put Teddy's off until last. However,
when she reviewed his file, she was in for a surprise.
Teddy's first grade teacher wrote, "Teddy is a bright child with a
ready laugh. He does his work neatly and has good manners... he is a
joy to be around.."
His second grade teacher wrote, "Teddy is an ex cellent student, well
liked by his classmates, but he is troubled because his mother has a
terminal illness and life at home must be a struggle."
His third grade teacher wrote, "His mother's death has been hard on
him. He tries to do his best, but his father doesn't show much
interest, and his home life will soon affect him if some steps aren't
taken."
Teddy's fourth grade teacher wrote, "Teddy is withdrawn and doesn't
show much interest in school. He doesn't have many friends and he
sometimes sleeps in class."
By now, Mrs. Thompson realized the problem and she was ashamed of
herself. She felt even worse when her students brought her Christmas
presents, wrapped in beautiful ribbons and bright paper, except for
Teddy's. His present was clumsily wrapped in the heavy, brown paper
that he got from a grocery bag. Mrs. Thompson took pains to open it in
the middle of the other presents. Some of the children started to laugh
when she found a rhinestone bracelet with some of the stones missing,
and a bottle that was one-quarter full of perfume. But she stifled the
children's laughter when she exclaimed how pretty the bracelet was,
putting it on, and dabbing some of the perfume on he r wrist. Teddy
Stoddard stayed after school that day just long enough to say, "Mrs.
Thompson, today you smelled just like my Mom used to."
After the children left, she cried for at least an hour. On that very
day, she quit teaching reading, writing and arithmetic. Instead, she
began to teach children. Mrs. Thompson paid particular attention to
Teddy As she worked with him, his mind seemed to come alive. The more
she encouraged him, the faster he responded. By the end of the year,
Teddy had become one of the smartest children in the class and, despite
her lie that she would love all the children the same, Teddy became one
of her "teacher's pets.."
A year later, she found a note under her door, from Teddy, telling her
that she was the best teacher he ever had in his whole life.
Six years went by before she got another note from Teddy. He then wrote
that he had finished high school, third in his class, and she was still
the best teacher he ever had in life.
Four years after that, she got another letter, saying that while things
had been tough at times, he'd stayed in school, had stuck with it, and
would soon graduate from college with the highest of honors. He assured
Mrs. Thompson that she was still the best and favorite teacher he had
ever had in his whole life.
Then four more years passed and yet another letter came. This time he
explained that after he got his bachelor's deg ree, he decided to go a
little further. The letter explained that she was still the best and
favorite teacher he ever had. But now his name was a little longer....
The letter was signed, Theodore F. Stoddard, MD.
The story does not end there. You see, there was yet another letter
that spring. Teddy said he had met this girl and was going to be
married. He explained that his father had died a couple of years ago
and he was wondering if Mrs. Thompson might agree to sit at the wedding
in the place that was usually reserved for the mother of the groom. Of
course, Mrs. Thompson did. And guess what? She wore that bracelet, the
one with several rhinestones missing. Moreover, she made sure she was
wearing the perfume that Teddy remembered his mother wearing on their
last Christmas together.
They hugged each other, and Dr. Stoddard whispered in Mrs. Thompson's
ear, "Thank you Mrs. Thompson for believing in me. Thank you so much
for making me feel important and showing me that I could make a
difference"
Mrs. Thompson, with tears in her eyes, whispered back She said, "Teddy,
you have it all wrong. You were the one who taught me that I could make
a difference. I didn't know how to teach until I met you."
Wednesday, November 9, 2005
Things kids say
Things kids say:
NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer
evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and
waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I
heard my 5-year-old shout from the back-seat, "Mom! That lady
isn't wearing a seat belt!"
HONESTY
My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell
me he'd
dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and
threw it in
the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then
ran to my
bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and
said with
a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too
then, 'cause it
fell in the toilet a few days ago.
OPINIONS
On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher
a note from
his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this
child are not
necessarily those of his parents."
KETCHUP
A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the
jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her
4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister,
Mommy," the child said to her
mother. Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk
to you
right now. She's hitting the bottle."
MORE NUDITY
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the
women's locker
room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with
ladies
grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched
in
amazement and then asked, "What's the matter haven't you ever
seen a
little boy before?"
POLICE # 1
While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary
school, I was
interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and
down at my
uniform, she asked, "Are you a cop?" "Yes," I answered and
continued
writing the report. "My mother said if I ever needed help I
should ask
the police. Is that right?" "Yes, that's right," I told her.
"Well,
then," she said as she extended her foot toward me,
"would you please tie my shoe?"
POLICE # 2
It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front
of the
station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was
barking,
and I saw a little boy staring in at me. "Is that a dog you
got back
there?" he asked. "It sure is," I replied. Puzzled, the boy
looked at me
and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, "What'd
he do?"
ELDERLY
While working for an organization that delivers lunches to
elderly
shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my
afternoon rounds.
She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old
age,
particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I
found her
staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I
braced myself
for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and
whispered,
"The tooth fairy will never believe this!"
DRESS-UP
A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When
she saw
her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't
wear that
suit." "And why not, darling?" "You know that it always gives
you a
headache the next morning."
DEATH
While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our
minister
heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar
wilt.
Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a
dead robin.
Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had
secured a small
box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the
disposal
of the deceased. The minister's son was chosen to say the
appropriate
prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what
he thought
his father always said: "Glory be unto the Faaaather, and unto
the Sonnn
..... and into the hole he gooooes."
SCHOOL
A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm
just
wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I
can't write
and they won't let me talk!"
BIBLE
A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as
he
fingered through the old pages Suddenly, something fell out of
the Bible.
He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an
old leaf
that had been pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I
found",
the boy called out. "What have you got there, dear?" With
astonishment
in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's
underwear
It had to Happen!!
Alert!
somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned
the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban
authorities will cut off America's supply of convenience store managers.
If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be
next.
It's getting ugly.
Minutemen Topic
Good 'ol Victah here! Ahh. what a grand discussion it's been! Isn't it amazing how 'Generalizations' can be the spark which ignites communications, emotions, as well as Nationalism, criticism and all those other 'isms!' I was going to recant my original statement earlier, but when the discussions really got going, I tho't I'd wait awhile, at least until things got a little heated, because that's where true personalities start surfacing. We need to remember Verdun, (Could any of us really forget those days?) but where did everyone go and how are they doing and what are they thinking. Now that's what it's all about. As for my recanting, let me 'exit gracefully' as one person suggested, by clarifying further. I still firmly believe, even after all the discussions, innuendos and some sensible replies, that "The Laws of our Countries supercede ALL Religious Laws!" (I should also
have stated "Separation of Church and State," which I believe in) My 'broad brush' statement: " Muslims don't feel that way" admittedly should have been stated: "Fanatic Muslims and many Fanatic Muslim clerics have openly declared that they don't feel that way. They preach KILLING of ALL INFIDELS! " That's YOU if you aren't of their Faith! (As examplified by the many Fanatical Insurrgents, followers of Islam, who are blowing themselves and others to pieces on a daily basis.) So, I hope I stand corrected. As for the Minutemen, they've made their point and soon there will be more much needed Border Patrol Security on the Mexico-U.S. Border. Thank you ALL for your discussions and EMails.
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Tuesday, November 8, 2005
Minutemen!
seemed to miss that point too! I don't care what political, religious, ethnicity
or nationality you choose, you will find extremists among them and ignorance
transcends all boundries. My point to Ed was and is merely that I felt he was
wrong and did not appreciate the rediculous statements he said. His
generalizations were that we all felt the same regarding Canada and we do not!
Enough said! If you want to debate with Victah, you go right ahead and help
yourself to happiness. I have enough Muslim friends and enough knowledge of
the Quran than to dignify his statement (see my comment above regarding
ignorance transcending all boundaries).
this forum for what it really was meant for.
Grand Canyon Pics
goes.....If by chance this does work....thank you for your
patience!
Trail (sp?), the 2nd is about 1 hour into the hike. Notice the difference
in colors!
Remembrance Day
Hmmm I Wonder
Monday, November 7, 2005
Re:Re: Minutemen
Read the message again BOB B. Then put your brain in gear! My remarks are relevant to Terrorists, be they whatever religion, whatever race , whatever Nationality. Protests with violence and destruction should be met with Violence and destruction!!!!! It's the "bleeding hearts" instead of the "Leading hearts" that are also responsible for many of our Social ills! Take anothe minute and tell me ALL you know. Sez Victah1
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Sunday, November 6, 2005
Rememberance
http://www.army.gc.ca/chief_land_staff/remembrance/Francais/Docs/
FRE%20Ver.mov
Silence is the language God speaks. Everything else is a bad
translation.
Hill Brothers
VHS 1962 Year book - Jack Haines
Friday, November 4, 2005
Lest WE Forget
|
In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved, and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders Fields.
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.
~ John McCrae, 1915 ~
Le Messager Verdun
Le Messager Verdun
Sur le web / Online
http://www.messagerverdun.com/index.php
Articles in French and English.
Wednesday, November 2, 2005
No Direction Home
"Make it a rule of life never to regret and never to look back. Regret
is an appalling waste of energy; you can't build on it; it's only for
wallowing in."
-Katherine Mansfield
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Tuesday, November 1, 2005
Greetings
Saturday Morning Radio Show
Stubbs, on Verdun Radio, C.K.V.L., in the 50'S, & was anyone on this show
for kids, as I was several times. I think that Bill O'Connor was the
greatest piano player, that I ever heard. He would pick up a tune from you
if you just hummed it, he was phenominal...I never realized that you had to
bring a gang with you to win. I of course never won, as I came from LaSalle
& hadn't many kids with me.....lol....lol...lol...
Norman
The Mensa Invitational.
The Mensa Invitational once again asked members to take any word from
the
dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter,
and
supply a new definition. Here are this year's {2005} winners;
1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until
you
realize it was your money to start with.
2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops
bright
ideas from penetrating.
4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting laid.
5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
subject
financially impotent for an indefinite period.
6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
person
who doesn't get it.
8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running
late.
9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra
credit.)
11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
really
bad vibes, right? And then, the Earth explodes and it's like, a
serious
bummer.
12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
consuming only things that are good for you.
13. Glibido: All talk and no action.
14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter
when they
come at you rapidly.
15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
you've
accidentally walked through a spider web.
16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into
your
bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm
in the
fruit you're eating.
18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.