Friday, November 25, 2005

Zero to 200 in 2 seconds.


A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday. His
wife told him "Tomorrow there'd better be something in the driveway
for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat". The next morning the
wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a
brand new bathroom scale.



"A bit of perfume always clings to the hand that gives the rose."

- Chinese proverb

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