Two boys are playing hockey on a frozen pond in Red Deer, Alberta, when one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under the collar, twists it, and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend. A reporter is strolling by, sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.
"Young Flames Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal." He starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Flames fan." The little hero replies. "Sorry, since we're in Alberta, I just assumed you were." Says the reporter and he starts writing again. "Oilers Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack." He writes in his notebook. "I'm not an Oilers fan either." The boy says. "Oh, I assumed everyone in Alberta was either for the Flames or the Oilers. What team do you root for?" the reporter asks. "I'm a Maple Leafs fan." the boy replies. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes
"Little Bastard From Ontario Kills Beloved Family Pet."
"Young Flames Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal." He starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Flames fan." The little hero replies. "Sorry, since we're in Alberta, I just assumed you were." Says the reporter and he starts writing again. "Oilers Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack." He writes in his notebook. "I'm not an Oilers fan either." The boy says. "Oh, I assumed everyone in Alberta was either for the Flames or the Oilers. What team do you root for?" the reporter asks. "I'm a Maple Leafs fan." the boy replies. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes
"Little Bastard From Ontario Kills Beloved Family Pet."
2 comments:
GOOD ONE GERRY YA JUST GOTTA LOVE LEAFS FANS,SO SUPPORTING OF THE BLUE AND WHITE.TO THINK I ONCE WORE A LEAFS UNIFORM WHILST PLAYING HOCKEY IN VERDUN,GEEZ.MAYBE IF THEY CHANGED TO A RED ON WHITE COLOUR SCHEME WITH A BIG MAPLE LEAF ON THE CHEST IT MIGHT JUST TURN THEM AROUND INTO A STANELY CUP TEAM. IAMCANADIAN BIM THAT LEAFS UNIFORM PIC IS IN THE HALL OF FAME ALBUM IN THE PICTURE PAGES HERE
hahahahahaha thnks gerry made my day your did Jimmy
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