Monday, March 5, 2007

KIDS

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edbro68 MSN said...

MY GRANDSON AND FRIENDS                                                                                                                                                                               Well Matthew, good to see you with your little friends.                                                                                                                                                     We’re not little we're six years old.. I'm sorry, Hello Jesse and Zack, Herbie. You didn't say Happy Birthday to Jesse. His birthday's tomorrow. Really , how old are you Jesse?. He's five. I thought you said you were all six. That's tomorrow, today he's five. Oh, so tomorrow you'll be getting a present. Oh yeah, what'r you givin' me. I meant your parents will probably give you a present. They told you that? No, I meant - - -  never mind. I'll give you something.. Give it to 'em now. Well, I don't have a card. You're only givin him a card. Well, I was going to put something in it. You can't put a Nintendo in a card. I'm not giving him a Nintendo. That's the kind of thing he gets from his parents. Wow, that's great, I'll tell them you said they gotta give me a Nintendo. Don't tell them that, maybe they're not going to give you a Nintendo. So who's going to give me the Nintendo? Look Jesse, how about five dollars. Wow, alright, I could buy Albert's rat. He wants five dollars.  You'll have no money left to feed it. Ya don't have to feed it. It's dead. What would anybody want with a dead rat. Did I say something wrong why are you all staring at me like that. You don't know nothin do you. You should say “You don’t anything. I did. You’re not listenin. Probably cause you’re old. I may be old, but I know  a dead rat is vermin. Herman. No. Vermin as in pestilence. His name is Herman as in Canada. Why does a dead rat need a name. How would we know he's not somebody elses rat?. Did Albert name him Herman. No we called him that. Albert called him something else. What did Albert call him. Albert called him a dead rat. What will you do with Herman. I'll take him to school for show and tell. You better forget the show and just do the tell. They'll think you're spreading germs,. That's what tall ben Landen is doin.  Spreadin logical warfare. That’s biological. There's two o' them? Jesse I'll give you ten bucks if you don't buy the rat. Alright! We'll buy Albert's trained fish. Trained fish. Yeah it can swim upside down.                                    Ed  

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edbro68 MSN said...

Sorry about the screwed up lines. I don't know why the paste does that. It's fine until I click SEND MESSAGE. Ed

happydi2 MSN said...

Ed....I love kids at that age...they are so honest and say what they think.....and can be so funny. Good story.   Dianne