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Bill, I'm not crazy about these new gadgets. A friend told me to get a cell phone and put in numbers for ICE (In case Emergency) This is a copy of my email to him. Ed Thank you for sharing about ICE. I do not however have a mobile phone. They want me to get one. They, meaning the aliens that are hiding inside my desk phone. The damn thing rings all the time and when I ask what it wants it won't tell me. It prefers that I should pick up the receiver so the aliens can hear what I'm saying. It is an obtrusive thing that rings whenever it wants to, not when I want.It watches my every move. I must carry it to the bathroomor else it will ring and never stop while I'm doing my morning ablutions. When the aliens aren't calling, every member of the Church calls to see how I am. They have nothing to say but like to be annoying. At least half have a need of some kind that I am expected to fill.This is because they are being controlled by the aliens. The aliens were trained at Bell Telephone Company as switch board operators but ran out of work when boards were replaced by automatic circuits. The aliens then needed something to do so they call me. When it rings and no one is there, I can hear their laughter. I therefore refuse to carry them with me. It's bad enough the bus driver's are watching me when I go out. They drive back and forth on Wellington street as I walk along. I know they are reporting to the aliens. Ed
I know you are making fun of me Ed. I want to know who told you I was in contact with, you know who... Was it him? Shhh they're listening to every word. I said shhh! Nothing more irritating than unruly voices. Anonymous.
Ed, Can you can see their reflections in a mirror? If not -- hightail it, scram, vamoose. beat it, hightail it, hotfoot it, make tracks, skedaddle. Do not under any circumstances stay over night without a garlic lei worn around the neck. Ahh the neck! hmm... never mind. S.A.
Wearing a crucifix doesn't necessarily signify a holy person. Normally the cross will burn it's outline into the flesh of an evil one who chances be in disguise. Be very aware, once in a blue moon (this mother I believe), no burnt skin is eveident. In this case the crucifix may be a fake! Flip it over to the back side. If it says, 'Just Kidding' you know you are confronting satan himself. Yikes! Run like a bat out of hell screaming, 'legs don't fail me now!' I need 8 hours sleep. Bill
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Hi biking2006 ! Fuel-cell-powered buses: Good news for the people and the environment of Whistler ! JM
I posted a thread called The Electric Car last year sometime so I thought when I sent the above message via email it would be there. No big deal.
S.A.
Bill, I'm not crazy about these new gadgets. A friend told me to get a cell phone and put in numbers for ICE (In case Emergency) This is a copy of my email to him. Ed Thank you for sharing about ICE. I do not however have a mobile phone. They want me to get one. They, meaning the aliens that are hiding inside my desk phone. The damn thing rings all the time and when I ask what it wants it won't tell me. It prefers that I should pick up the receiver so the aliens can hear what I'm saying. It is an obtrusive thing that rings whenever it wants to, not when I want. It watches my every move. I must carry it to the bathroom or else it will ring and never stop while I'm doing my morning ablutions. When the aliens aren't calling, every member of the Church calls to see how I am. They have nothing to say but like to be annoying. At least half have a need of some kind that I am expected to fill. This is because they are being controlled by the aliens. The aliens were trained at Bell Telephone Company as switch board operators but ran out of work when boards were replaced by automatic circuits. The aliens then needed something to do so they call me. When it rings and no one is there, I can hear their laughter. I therefore refuse to carry them with me. It's bad enough the bus driver's are watching me when I go out. They drive back and forth on Wellington street as I walk along. I know they are reporting to the aliens. Ed
I know you are making fun of me Ed. I want to know who told you I was in contact with, you know who... Was it him? Shhh they're listening to every word. I said shhh! Nothing more irritating than unruly voices.
Anonymous.
It's eerie living in a Church. The Priests keep telling me, "You can feel lonely but you are not alone." Do you think they're in on it. Ed
Ed, Can you can see their reflections in a mirror? If not --
hightail it, scram, vamoose. beat it, hightail it, hotfoot it, make tracks, skedaddle. Do not under any circumstances stay over night without a garlic lei worn around the neck. Ahh the neck! hmm... never mind.
S.A.
Ed a large crucifix around your neck will work along with the garlic lei!
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Dianne, I've tried the crucifix, now if I can find a willing woman I'll try a garlic lay. By the way you misspelled it. Ed
Wearing a crucifix doesn't necessarily signify a holy person. Normally the cross will burn it's outline into the flesh of an evil one who chances be in disguise. Be very aware, once in a blue moon (this mother I believe), no burnt skin is eveident. In this case the crucifix may be a fake! Flip it over to the back side. If it says, 'Just Kidding' you know you are confronting satan himself. Yikes! Run like a bat out of hell screaming, 'legs don't fail me now!'
I need 8 hours sleep.
Bill
I've got Mother's Day on the brain. Correct mother to month in the above post.
Sleepy Head.
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