The Irish Solution

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician
to ask his help in reviving her husband's libido.

"What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor.

"Not a chance," she said, "he won't even take an
aspirin."

"No problem," replied the doctor, "give him an Irish
Viagra. Drop it into his coffee; he won't even taste
it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know
how things are going."

A few days later she called the doctor to update him
on the "progress."

The poor lady exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and
begorrah! T'was horrid -- just TERRIBLE, doctor!"

"Really!? What happened?" asked the doc tor.

"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it into his
coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped
his self straight up with that twinkle in his eye, and
with his pants a-bulgin' fiercely!

With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and
tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and
took me then and there, makin' wild, mad, passionate
love to me on the table top! It was a nightmare, I
tell you -- an absolute nightmare!"

"What do you mean, 'terrible'?" asked the doctor. "Do
you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't
satisfying?"

"Oh, no, no, NO, doctor... the sex was fantastic
indeed! 'Twas the best sex we've shared i n 25 years!
But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never agin' be able
to show me face in Starbucks!"