I apologize in advance, but I can not help myself!!!!!! I might just be going to hell for this but I really can't stop myself in forwarding this.
>> In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and
>>generic name.
>> > For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name
>>of
>> > Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also
>>call
>> > Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
>> > The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After
>>careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently
>>announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
>>Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin,
Mydixarizin,
>>Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
>> Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available
>>in liquid
>>form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
>>suitable for
>>use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour
>>himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft
>>drink,
>>and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs"
>>and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the
>>new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
>>Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast
>>implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means
>>that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky
>>boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to
>>do with them.
>> If you don't send this to five old friends right away there
>>will be five
>>fewer people laughing in the world.
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Monday, June 12, 2006
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Well if you are going to hell for that joke, then so am I. I found it hilarious! Connie
and I'll be right there with you...saw this one sometime ago, laughed then and still laughing
HappyDi2. Just make sure you bring the CHILLED wine with you. It'll be a hot time for all. Winston Allison
All set and ready to go........!!1
Hi,Winston I lived across from you on 3rd. Barbara Allan 828 Third. Sisters Pat, Helen & Grace.
Helen and my mom were great friends. I have a picture of Helen and Harry's wedding. I think my mom and dad stood up for them or were at least in the wedding party (Shirley and Joe Coleman). Shirley was Winston's sister. Connie
Hi Barb, its Margo how is your sister Pat? Glad I finally found out who you are. Where are you living now, i'm in Brampton,Ont.Looking forward to hearing from you, Margo
Barb Allan. I remember you and your sisters. I think I spoke to Pat at my brother Stans funeral a couple of years back. So good to see you on this site. Everyone seems to run into people they knew when they were younger. WOW. What a treat to hear from you. I rember you girls lived on the 3rd floor. How exciting to hear from people like you. Thanks so much for remembering me. I presume you knew my brothers and sisters? Winston Allison
WINSTON, HOW COULD YOU! I'm wiping diet Coke off my monitor now.
Okay Sharon. What did I do. I have my garage and fridge loaded with diet coke, diet Pepsi, coke, cherry coke, vanilla coke, pepsi, sprite, dr pepper. Everyone in my family drinks something different, so I have to have all that stuff available. Heaven forbid they should have to drink something different. Anyways, what have I done to warrant a; "How could you?" Winston
as much as I enjoyed this joke could someone tell me why everytime I come to verdun connections it opens on this joke....dont get me wrong like I said I like the joke just dont understand why I always open on this message
The only thing that I can think of is that you saved it in your favourites when you were on that page - now try going to message boards and adding that to your favourites you might have to click ok to change or something.
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