HERE ARE SOME LITTLE QUIPS FOR YOU....
Lady Aster to her regular sparing partner, Churchill: "Winston, you're drunk".
Winston to Lady Aster: "I am madam and you are ugly, but tomorrow I'll be sober".
On another occasion.... Lady Astor to Churchill: "If you were my husband, I would poison your coffee".
Reply: "And if you were my wife, madam, I would drink it".