God Bless Canadian Women.

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given

their new wives duties after marrying.



 Terry had married an American, and bragged that after marrying, he

had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house

cleaning that needed to be done at their house. He said that it

took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean

house and the dishes were all washed and put away.



Jimmie had married a woman from Australia. He bragged that after

marrying, he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the

cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day

he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better-his house

was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the

table.



The third man, Steve said he had married a Canadian. He boasted

that after marrying, he told his new

wife that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed,

lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every

meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day

he still didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the

swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left

eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and

call a landscaper.



3131,0101,FFFF"To keep your marriage brimming, /
With love in the loving cup, / Whenever you're wrong, admit it; /
Whenever you're right, shut up."