Warm up for St. Paddy's Day.

One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted

island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon.

He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship."

 

As the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out the

possibilities

of a small boat and even a raft.

 

Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black clad figure.

Putting aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit, there stood a

drop-dead gorgeous blonde!

 

The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Irishman and said to him,

"Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"

"Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman.

 

With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproofed pocket on the

left sleeve of her wetsuit, and pulled out a fresh pack of cigarettes.

He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag. "Faith and begorrah,"

said

the

man, "that is so good, I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!"

 

"And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Irish

whiskey?" asked the blonde. Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten

years."

 

Hearing that, the blonde reaches over to her right sleeve, unzips a

pocket, removes a flask and hands it to him. He opened the flask and

took

a

long drink. "'Tis nectar of the Gods!" stated the Irishman. 'Tis truly

fantastic!!!"

 

At this point, the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long

front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the

trembling man and

asked,

"And how long has it been since you played around?"

 

With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed,

"Sweet Jesus!  Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there, too!"