Happy New Years

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HAPPY NEW YEAR NL

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Kids.

Arial6 year-old and 4 year-old are
upstairs in their bedroom.

"You know what?" says the 6 year-old.

"I think it's about time we started cussing."

The 4 year-old nods his head in approval.

The 6 year-old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm
gonna say something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass.'

The 4 year-old agrees with enthusiasm.

When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year-old what
he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw hell Mom, I guess I'll have
some Cheerios."

WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor,
gets up,and runs upstairs crying his eyes out with his mother in hot
pursuit, slapping his rear with every step.

She locks him in his room and shouts,"You can stay in there until I

let you out."

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year-old and asks with
a stern voice, "An what do YOU want for breakfast, young

man?"

"I don't know,"

You Relate To This?

The Story of my Working Life

 

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned...couldn't concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it ...mainly because it was a so-so job.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was too exhausting.

Then I tried to be a chef -- figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.

I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.

My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn't fit in.

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

SO I RETIRED AND I FOUND I AM PERFECT FOR THE JOB!

Interesting observation

I am still getting emails from all over hells half acre asking for money, or saying I've won money.  I'm sure others get these also.

 

Well, on December 15th, I received one of these from West Africa from the Yao Family.  Sure enough when I checked with VC there was a new member with the name Yao.

 

Coincidence?  Could be I guess, but I would surmize these people join these message boards and add the members to their email lists.

 

Cheers.

Barbara

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Avenue de l'Église, Chruch Avenue

Avenue de l'Église au début du 20ième siècle ?, avec les trottoirs en bois et la rue non pavée, comme dans les westerns.

 

Church avenue at the beginning of the 20th century ?, with wooden sidewalks and dirt road, just like in the westerns.

 

ARCHIVES SHGV

Gone Fishing

 

Just incase you want to get away from the snow.

Steve

LaSalle Blvd & Gordon Ave

Did anyone out there live near Gordon and LaSalle

LaSalle Road Model School

I attended LaSalle Road School from 1948 until it closed and then was transfered to Bannantyne School along with a few teachers and our principal Mr Laroque and our Janitor Mr Jorden and the best LaSalle had to offer, Miss Martin. We lived just accross the street on the corner of LaSalle and Gordon, just above the corner store.  My three brothers and my sister all attended good old LaSalle and would love to hear from any others that attended the Model School.