Tuesday, July 31, 2007


This was sent to me by a Catholic priest with a phd in Physics.

New Element on the Periodic Table

The National Institute of Science, a major research institute, has just
announced the discovery of the densest element yet know to science.
The new
element has been named 쨀Bushcronium.짼 Bushcronium has one neutron, 12
assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons and 224 assistant deputy
giving an atomic mass of 311.

These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which
surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. The
symbol for Bushcronium is 쨀W짼.

Bushcronium쨔s mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly
interact wit h various elements of the atmosphere and become
assistant deputy
neutrons in a Bushcronium molecule, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe
that Bushcronium is formed wherever morons reach a certain quantity in
concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a 쨀critical

When catalyzed with money, Bushcronium activates Foxnewsium, an element
that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent
since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

When sending email to more than one person, put all their email
addresses in the BCC column (Blind Carbon Copy). This way all your
recipients receive your message, but they only see one email address.
Remember, once those addresses arrive at a computer, they are his to
address junk mail or viruses to.

1 comment:

biking2006 MSN said...

Not my particular brand of politics (I'm an Idependent), but I thought it was funny anyway.