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THANKS for stopping by, I do my best to acknowledge when someone leaves a comment,you do not have to be a member here & everyone is welcome. Ps: This site is monitored but not actively posting on a regular basis. Mostly these are stories & some photos saved from a defunct site known as Verdun Connections which was on MSN Groups initially then on a social network called Multiply.
Showing posts with label jokesortruisms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jokesortruisms. Show all posts
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Friday, March 14, 2008
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Saturday, November 17, 2007
Fall Classes for Men at the Local Junior College
Fall Classes for Men at
THE
ADULT LEARNING CENTER
THE
ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Monday, November 10, 2007
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? (Marking your territory!)--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM
Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
T uesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
Tuesday, January 30, 2007
Thursday, September 14, 2006
George W. Bush stamp
The United States Postal Service has created a stamp with a picture of
President George W. Bush to honor his first term achievements.
Unfortunately, the stamp has not been sticking to the envelopes. This
has enraged the President, who has demanded a full investigation into
the matter.
After a month of testing, a special Presidential Commission has made the
following findings:
1. The stamp is in perfect order.
2. There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.
3. People are just spitting on the wrong side.
President George W. Bush to honor his first term achievements.
Unfortunately, the stamp has not been sticking to the envelopes. This
has enraged the President, who has demanded a full investigation into
the matter.
After a month of testing, a special Presidential Commission has made the
following findings:
1. The stamp is in perfect order.
2. There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.
3. People are just spitting on the wrong side.
Wednesday, December 7, 2005
The Egg Game
| I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE HOURS YOU WILL SPEND TRYING TO MOVE THE EGG UP THE LADDER This will drive you NUTS!! egg toss game give it a try---click below |
Thursday, September 23, 2004
I thought this was funny
Message from yahoo.com.
Unable to deliver message to the following address(es).
<whoever@hotmail.com>:
65.54.166.230 does not like recipient.
Remote host said: 550 Requested action not taken: mailbox unavailable
Giving up on 65.54.166.230.
Unable to deliver message to the following address(es).
<whoever@hotmail.com>:
65.54.166.230 does not like recipient.
Remote host said: 550 Requested action not taken: mailbox unavailable
Giving up on 65.54.166.230.
We didn't like him either but we still had him on our mailing list..................
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