Wednesday, December 2, 2009

How to really screw up big time: "Aye Carumba" & Yikes

   Not the way to start the holidays:

-- Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.

-- Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. They are said to named Elin Woods..."clubs you can beat Tiger with."

-- Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

-- What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

-- What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

-- Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn¹t decide between a wood and an iron.

-- I always said golf was a dangerous game: All this happened because Tiger picked up another birdie.

-- What club did Elin use to 'rescue' her husband? A bitching wedge.

-- (Politically incorrect): What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common? They're both clubbed by Norwegians!
                 Yikes man , get it together,                 HF&RV


Sandy Walsh said...

He is getting what he deserves - let's see how this plays out. I don't think the Christmas season will be too jolly in his house.

Brian Gearey said...

What in hell was he thinking?

Bob Bisnett said...

I doubt if there was any thinking going on at all. Bet he's doing a bit of it now though.


pauline garneau said...

Just another big shot that has more money than brains.

Sandy Walsh said...

Pauline - he was thinking with his other brain - the one that usually takes over

pauline garneau said...

Oh that one Guess that’s what happens when your knickers get to tight

Brian Gearey said...

There is one thing Tiger can't claim even with all his money.That one thing is he didn't come from Verdun!!!!!!

Les F said...

More fun at Tigers (expense) SNL always quick to reacte with a skit.....

......too bad this guys in serious trouble,hope he can work out his family problem.