Not the way to start the holidays:
-- Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
-- What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
-- What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
-- Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn¹t decide between a wood and an iron.
-- I always said golf was a dangerous game: All this happened because Tiger picked up another birdie.
-- What club did Elin use to 'rescue' her husband? A bitching wedge.
-- (Politically incorrect): What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common? They're both clubbed by Norwegians!