On a Lighter Note -Words of Wisdom-You Decide

more just a departure from Verdun/Montreal topics and a brief escape for humour.

1.    In my many years, I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress.

-- John  Adams

2. If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.

-- Mark  Twain

 

3. Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat  myself.

-- Mark  Twain

 

4. I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.

-- Winston  Churchill

 

5. A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

-- George Bernard Shaw

 

6. A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, a debt he proposes to pay off with your money.

-- G. Gordon  Liddy

 

7. Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for  dinner.

-- James Bovard, Civil  Libertarian (1994)

 

8. Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.

-- Douglas Casey,  Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown  University

 

9. Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

-- P.J. O'Rourke,  Civil Libertarian

 

10. Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.

-- Frederic Bastiat,  French economist(1801-1850)

 

11. Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize  it.

-- Ronald Reagan  (1986)

 

12. I don't make  jokes. I just watch the government and report the  facts.

-- Will  Rogers

 

13. If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free!

-- P.J.  O'Rourke

 

14. In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of citizens to give to the other.

-- Voltaire  (1764)

 

15. Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you!

-- Pericles (430  B.C.)

 

16. No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.

-- Mark Twain  (1866)

 

17. Talk is cheap...except when Congress does it.

--  Anonymous

 

18. The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.

-- Ronald  Reagan

 

19. The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.

-- Winston  Churchill

 

20. The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.

-- Mark  Twain

 

21. The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.

-- Herbert Spencer,  English Philosopher (1820-1903)

 

22. There is no distinctly Native American criminal class...save Congress.

-- Mark  Twain

 

23. What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.

-- Edward Langley,  Artist (1928-1995)

 

24. A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.

-- Thomas  Jefferson

 

25. We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

--  Aesop