A hockey joke

A hockey joke that only a Canadian could appreciate

Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a park in
Toronto, when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler.
Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick, wedges it
down the dogs collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck...

A reporter strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over
to interview the boy.

"Young Leafs Fan Saves Friend from Vicious Animal," he
starts writing in his notebook.

"But I'm not a Leafs fan," the little hero replied.


"Sorry, since we are in Toronto, I just assumed you were"
said the reporter and starts again.
"Little Jays Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Attack," he
continued writing in his notebook.

"I'm not a Jays fan either," the boy said.

"I assumed everyone in Toronto was either a Leafs or Jays
fan.

What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.

"I'm a Montreal Canadiens fan." the child said.


The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and
writes,
"Little French Bastard from Montreal Kills Beloved Family Pet."