Monday, February 5, 2007

making rubber gloves







From: "john allison"
To: jallison8353@hotmail.com
Subject: FW: making rubber gloves
Date: Mon, 05 Feb 2007 09:26:17 -0800





>Subject: making rubber gloves
>
>Manufacturing Rubber Gloves
>
>"Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves you can remember this. A
>dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous.
>So he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. "Do you
>know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
>
>
>"No, I don't," she replied.
>
>"Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Mexico with a big tank of
>latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their
>hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes
>of the right size."
>
>She didn't crack a smile.
>"Oh, well. I tried," he thought. But five minutes later, during
a
>delicate
>
>portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.
>
>"What's so funny?" he asked.
>"I was just envisioning how condoms are made!"
>Gotta watch those little old ladies!
>Their minds are always working
>
>
>--

>





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5 comments:






  1. From: "john allison"
    To: jallison8353@hotmail.com
    Subject: FW: making rubber gloves
    Date: Mon, 05 Feb 2007 09:26:17 -0800





    >Subject: making rubber gloves
    >
    >Manufacturing Rubber Gloves
    >
    >"Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves you can remember this. A
    >dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous.
    >So he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. "Do you
    >know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
    >
    >
    >"No, I don't," she replied.
    >
    >"Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Mexico with a big tank of
    >latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their
    >hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes
    >of the right size."
    >
    >She didn't crack a smile.
    >"Oh, well. I tried," he thought. But five minutes later, during
    a
    >delicate
    >
    >portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.
    >
    >"What's so funny?" he asked.
    >"I was just envisioning how condoms are made!"
    >Gotta watch those little old ladies!
    >Their minds are always working
    >
    >
    >--

    >



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  2. Ok Mom45 ,....beat you to it.......hahahahaha you can post the star again after the next reprint ........................................

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  3. Just as I was getting ready to post another 'golden star'.......okay Les_F I'll post another one.....just because I can....    

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  4. Winston....my good man.....what ARE you drinking??????  You're seeing double again.

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