Monday, January 29, 2007

Seniors Should Drink wine

New Wine for Seniors

California vintners, in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produces Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that  acts as an anti-diuretic.

It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

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PINO MORE

I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE.

 

39 comments:

  1. Well, that didn't come out the way I wanted it to!!!!!   Hope you can read it!   Dianne

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  3. You know cats......very independant! LOL!!!   Dianne  

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  4. That cat is pulling a fast one!!!!! It may be a Pepsi can, but knowing how sneaky cats are, she probably has some booze in there!!!!
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  5. HappyDi lay off the wine things will appear clearer "see". LOL     New Wine for Seniors
    California vintners, in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produces Pinot Blanc,Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.   It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.
    The new wine will be marketed as ...
    PINO MORE I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE.

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  6. I was going to say that cats can be very sly and you can't always trust them, but I didn't want to get all the cat lovers out there mad at me.   Dianne

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  7. Hey Arbutus...thanks for straightening out that messy post.....     "See" I usually get some of my best ideas with a glass of Pino More!!!   Dianne

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  8. Dianne. Sometimes things DON'T come out OR go IN the way you want them to. Sorry about that!!!!!




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  9. sahhhhh..went toooo check  dis persons  hic,scuse me,,moi..she aint got nuttin about him..her,,self in eer..hic..vine,  oops.wine does that too me when the bottle    is done...hic...

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  13. "I love Jesus but I drink a little........it thins the blood......" Gladys, you're my kind of gal!!! Sandy that was hilarious.....so funny!!!   Dianne  

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  14. Just to clarify..okay..stopped drinking in 92, just thought would add a little humor, tis all.............hic!!............

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  15. We can still laugh and party without drinking the hard stuff!   Dianne

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  16. Found that morning after worse as you got older....   Lad

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  17. Dianne. That is true about the hard stuff. Wine is okay????? Because we know everything goes down better with wine....per instructions....
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  18. When I said hard stuff I actually meant all alcoholic beverages. For some people they must stay away from it. Even one glass of wine is like poison.   I do love a glass of wine but I can have a lot of fun without it!!!!   It's no fun feeling like this   Dianne

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  20. Sandy that is so funny...taking a nap against the Sun Life Building!!!!   I had a bad hang over in Barbados a number of years ago...wont say how many....found out I cannot drink rum.....so I stick to wine. And whiskey when I make my cakes and need a fluffy bowl!!!   Dianne

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  21. Dianne



    Oh. You meant alcohol. I thought you were talking about something else....Gee, I'm sorry
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  22. Oh Winston!!!  What did you think I was talking about?   Dianne    

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  24. Dianne. OH MY GOSH!!!!!! Those were some awesome sayings!!!! I am going stright to H*** for what I was and am thinking.........Heaven help me!!!! I think I am being struck blind......Or I am turning into a pillar of salt. At least part of me is, I am sure!!!!!!




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  25. Winston...not a pillar of salt!! Don't look.....who was it that turned into a pillar of salt in the bible?   Dianne

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  26. Lot,s wife turned into a pillar of salt when they were fleeing Sodom and Gongarea. She looked back at the sex carrying on and hit the pole of salt so hard she ended up inside it. Lot jumped into a BMW and escaped.     ED

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  27. I am not looking, it is just a feeling!!!!
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  28. Hi Ed...thanks for reminding me about Lot's wife's downfall...I hope that doesn't happen to me!!!  Sodom and Gomorrah, or is it Gonorhea.....whatever, I think I get the point of the message, I asked Paul how to spell gonorhea and he said "what the hell are are you up to?" I said, "nothing".   Dianne

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  29. Winston there is only one thing that can cause you to go blind...ask Rainy Day Man next time he posts...he knows ...!!!! Well, I think he does....   Dianne

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  30. Ed...BMW in the Bible...that's one hell of a camel.....   Di

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  31. Winston, Ed, John, where are you guys?.....Am I alone here?....Don't tell me you all turned into pillars of salt....   Dianne

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  32. Well you guys it is 3 am here in Nova Scotia so I am off to la la land as Sandy calls it....I hope the Sand Man brings me a nice dream.....I know that you guys are pillars of your community, not salt, ....so have a good night   Dianne

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    Ed. Good interpretation!!!!!!! That Sodom and Goneria stuff!!!!
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  34.  Wine vs. Water     WATER  It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.   WINE  We do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, vodka, beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

    WATER = Poop
    WINE = HEALTH

    FREE YOURSELF OF POOP ... DRINK WINE

    It is better to drink wine and talk shit than it is to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am doing it as a public service and because I have a kind heart.

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  35. I am off to la la land......   Have a good night everyone out there, where ever you are!   Di

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