I know we had a similar thread but I can't find it. Here is a new one.
HERE ARE SOME LITTLE QUIPS FOR YOU....
Lady Aster to her regular sparing partner, Churchill: "Winston, you're drunk".
Winston to Lady Aster: "I am madam and you are ugly, but tomorrow I'll be sober".
On another occasion.... Lady Astor to Churchill: "If you were my husband, I would poison your coffee".
Reply: "And if you were my wife, madam, I would drink it".
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- Isaac Asimov -
Lady Astor, annoyed because Churchill farted said, "How dare you pass wind before me?" Churchill answered, "Sorry M'Lady, I didn't know it was your turn." Ed
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ReplyDelete“Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to” John Ed Pearce
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