tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6464100720604662734.post7441276735251683059..comments2024-03-23T08:13:12.713-07:00Comments on Growing Up in Verdun ,Montreal & Information: Sex Sells .....but we all knew that....or... If You Can't Beat 'em ,Join 'emUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6464100720604662734.post-15231963037106308442011-11-07T15:59:36.000-08:002011-11-07T15:59:36.000-08:00Winston that reminds me of the old question: What ...Winston that reminds me of the old question: What was the only type of meat a priest was allowed on Friday's ? = Nun !!Les Fhttp://lesf.multiply.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6464100720604662734.post-14524406750393782782011-11-07T15:58:24.000-08:002011-11-07T15:58:24.000-08:00A golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into ...A golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods. Looking <br /> for his ball, he found a little Leprechaun flat on his back, a big bump > on his head and the golfer's ball beside him.<br /> <br /> Horrified, the golfer got his water bottle from the cart and poured it <br /> over the little guy, reviving him.<br /> <br /> 'Arrgh! What happened?' the Leprechaun asked.<br /> <br /> 'I'm afraid I hit you with my golf ball,' the golfer says.<br /> <br /> 'Oh, I see. Well, ye got me fair and square. Ye get three wishes, so <br /> whaddya want?'<br /> <br /> 'Thank God, you're all right!' the golfer answers in relief. 'I don't <br /> want anything, I'm just glad you're OK, and I apologize.'<br /> <br /> And the golfer walks off.<br /> <br /> 'What a nice guy,' the Leprechaun says to himself.> <br /> I have to do something for him. I'll give him the three things I would <br /> want... a great golf game, all the money he ever needs, and a fantastic <br /> sex life.'<br /> <br /> A year goes by and the golfer is back. On the same hole, he again hits <br /> a bad drive into the woods and the Leprechaun is there waiting for him.<br /><br /> 'Twas me that made ye hit the ball here,' the little guy says. 'I just <br /> want to ask ye, how's yer golf game?'<br /> <br /> 'My game is fantastic!' the golfer answers. I'm an internationally <br /> famous golfer now.' He adds, 'By the way, it's good to see you're all <br /> right.'<br /> 'Oh, I'm fine now, thank ye. I did that fer yer golf game, you know. <br /> And tell me, how's yer money situation?'<br /> 'Why, it's just wonderful!' the golfer states. 'When I need cash, I <br /> just reach in my pocket and pull out $100 bills I didn't even know were <br /> there!'<br /> <br /> 'I did that fer ye also.' And tell me, how's yer sex life?'<br /> <br /> The golfer blushes, turns his head away in embarrassment, and says <br /> shyly, 'It's OK.'<br /> <br /> C'mon, c'mon now,' urged the Leprechaun, 'I'm wanting to know if I did <br /> a good job. How many times a week?'<br /> <br /> Blushing even more, the golfer looks around then whispers, 'Once, <br /> sometimes twice a week.'<br /> <br />'What??' responds the Leprechaun in shock. 'That's all? Only once or <br /> twice a week?'<br /> <br /> 'Well,' says the golfer, 'I figure that's not bad for a Catholic <br />priest in a small parish.'Les Fhttp://lesf.multiply.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6464100720604662734.post-63601384251424445342011-11-07T12:37:19.000-08:002011-11-07T12:37:19.000-08:00Well all I can say is "WE NEED TO GET THE NUN...Well all I can say is "WE NEED TO GET THE NUNS (or sisters) INVOLVED.john allisonhttp://winnie3rdavenue.multiply.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6464100720604662734.post-58139676926229885302011-11-07T09:11:01.000-08:002011-11-07T09:11:01.000-08:00Hey ! maybe a live microphone in the confessiona...Hey ! maybe a live microphone in the confessionals broadcasting to the internet or just over the church pa system......"forgive me father ,for I have sinned, it's been 50 years since my last",,,,well you get the picture<br /> Almost guaranteed to drum up business........<br />Now that would be a 'reality show'............lolLes Fhttp://lesf.multiply.comnoreply@blogger.com