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Ps: This site is monitored but not actively posting on a regular basis. Mostly these are stories & some photos saved from a defunct site known as Verdun Connections which was on MSN Groups initially then on a social network called Multiply.
Thursday, June 21, 2012
Could This be a Politicians Dog.......You Decide !
DOG FOR SALE
A guy is driving around the back woods ofMontana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale 'He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees anicelooking Labrador retriever sitting there. 'You talk?' he asks. 'Yep,' the Lab replies. After the guy recovers from the shock ofhearinga dog talk, he says 'So,what's your story?' The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, Idiscovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so... I told theCIA. In no time at all they had me jetting fromcountry to country,sitting in rooms with spiesand world leaders, becauseno one figured adogwould be eavesdropping.'
'I was one of their most valuable spies foreightyears running... But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.
I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'
'I got married, had amess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
'Ten dollars,' the guy says.
'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'
'Because he's a Bullshitter. He's never been out of the yard'
.Ps: Thanks for the email....................................lol - Les