Tuesday, October 4, 2011

R.I.P. "Common Sense" -What Say You ?

                                                                      Obituary from the London Times


    Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who had been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old  he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and, maybe it was my fault.
    Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend  more  than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
    His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
    Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
    It declined even further when schools were required to get parental  consent to administer sun lotion or an Aspirin to a student; but  could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
    Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
    Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a  burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
    Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her  lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
    Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust,  by his wife, Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility, and by his son, Reason.
    He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers:
    I Know My Rights
    I Want It Now
    Someone Else Is To Blame
    I'm A Victim
    Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. 
    ..........Thanks for the Email...................Cheers ! HF&RV

1 comment:

john allison said...

Isn't that the truth. Even our beloved president always prefaces his remarks with "The last ten years!"
Never taking any responsibility for what our USA is going through, and always blaming the previous administration. But of course if there is any praise to go around, he is always right up there ahead of the line making sure that he gets all the credit...