I THOUGHT I WOULD POST THIS IN CASE I MISS-PLACE IT
An elderly gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the
French customs desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in
his carry-on bag.
"You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer
The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously.
"Then you should know enough to have your passport ready."
The Canadian said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to
"Impossible. Everyone has to show their passports on
arrival in France!"
The Canadian senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he
quietly explained. "Well, when I came ashore at Normandy Beach on D-Day in
1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show