Date: Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:54:19 -0800
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-------- Original Message --------Andr챕e TaylorLifeSciences LibraryMcGill University3655 Promenade Sir-William-OslerMontreal, QC H3G 1Y6Tel: (514) 398-4475 ext. 09079Fax: (514) 398-3890A man in the Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce. The
very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of
The man persists and asks to see the manager.
The boy says he'll ask his manager about it.
Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, 'Some asshole wants
to buy half a head of lettuce.' As he finished his sentence, he turned to
find the man standing right behind him, so he added, 'And this gentleman
has kindly offered to buy the other half.'
The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.
Later the manager said to the boy, 'I was impressed with the way you got
yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their
feet here. Where are you from, son?
'Canada, sir, eh?' the boy replied.
'Well, why did you leave Canada?' the manager asked.
The boy said, 'Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there.'
'Really?' said the manager. 'My wife is from Canada.'
'No shit?' replied the boy. 'Who'd she play for?'
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