Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Quotes

I know we had a similar thread but I can't find it. Here is a new one.
 

HERE ARE SOME LITTLE QUIPS FOR YOU....

Lady Aster to her regular sparing partner, Churchill:  "Winston, you're drunk".

Winston to Lady Aster:  "I am madam and you are ugly, but tomorrow I'll be sober".

On another occasion....  Lady Astor to Churchill:  "If you were my husband, I would poison your coffee".

Reply:  "And if you were my wife, madam, I would drink it".

4 comments:

mom1945-linda MSN said...

   
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
- Isaac Asimov -

edbro68 MSN said...

Lady Astor, annoyed because Churchill farted said, "How dare you pass wind before me?" Churchill answered, "Sorry M'Lady, I didn't know it was your turn."   Ed

rainy day man MSN said...

LMAO...Ed

mom1945-linda MSN said...

  “Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to”                      John Ed Pearce