Subject: Husband Problem
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the
pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like
to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed, "God! Are You Crazy"? I
can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll
lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things
will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband
in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist
looked at the picture and replied, "Well now! That's
different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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6 comments:
Bravo
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Another great joke.....still laughing!!! dianne
Good one ..............
I don't know what's going on.My messages are not going through
wendy
Wendy. I know how you feel. That happens a lot to me also. They show up days later a lot of the time, or not at all. But, I did find that if I go to the subject itself, it will bring up all the messages that have been send....and lo and behold......my message is there, along with everyone elses..... I did get your message that said your messages were not going thru. Keep trying.
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