Nursery Rhymes for Big Kids
Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork we nt up,
She shot the little bastard.
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.
JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses,
And all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.
HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.
GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out t o play,
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.
There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her
forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad........
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car.
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2 comments:
Winston!!!!! What did you put in your morning coffee!!!! Loved the rhymes!! Dianne
Hi Winston,.........I see your surfing the net again.............hahahahaha I'm still getting a laugh out of the one you sent me yesterday.......
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