Friday, August 4, 2006

Wal-Mart - REGISTER 5


A man was in a long line at Walmart. As he got to the
register
he realized
he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout
girl if
she could
have some brought up to the register.

She asked, "What size condoms?"The customer replied that
he
didn't know.

She asked him to drop his pants.

He did.

She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and
called over
the
intercom, "One box of large condoms, Register 5."


The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like
most
of us, was
up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the register, he
told
the checker
that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she
could have some
brought to the register for him.

She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know.
She
asked him
to drop his pants.

He did.

She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said,
"One
box of
medium-sized condoms, Register 5."

A f ew customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what
he
had seen was
way too cool. He had never had
any type of sexual contact with a
live
female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to
the
register he
told the checker he needed some condoms.

She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She
asked him
to drop
his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave
him a
quick
squeeze, then picked up the intercom and
said...

"Cleanup, Register 5"


10 comments:

happydi2 MSN said...

I was beginning to think everyone had left town, very quiet on VC.......then this gem came through.....what a hoot.....Good one, SecondAve!!!!!   Dianne

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sandy19465 MSN said...

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secondave MSN said...

I'm not always in perfect touch on what would or would not be
offensive to women, so after considering that this joke was sent to
me by a respectable married lady I took this calculated chance. I
personally thought the punch line was innocent enough.
Second Avenue.

winnie3ave MSN said...

Good one Bill.......Reminds me of my younger days..........Well maybe even last night. Thanks. Winston

winnie3ave MSN said...

HappyDi2. I guess I should be more careful what I say, and start acting my age, and stop being premature........ Winston

sandy19465 MSN said...

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winnie3ave MSN said...

Sandy 19465. Yes here we guys are being all prim and proper, and you "ladies" are down with your minds in the jutters. I LIKE THAT. I LIKE THAT A LOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Winston

winnie3ave MSN said...

HappyD12. I sent a message about acting my age and stop being prematue.....oops, I should have said immature..........Ya know what I mean???? Winston

happydi2 MSN said...

Winston.......I got the message......hehe!!!!.....Dianne