Saturday, May 27, 2006

Politics

Socialism:
You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbour.
 
Communism:
You have two cows. The government takes them both and provides you with milk
 
Fascism:
You have two cows: The government takes them both and sells you the milk
 
Bureaucracy:
You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down the drain.
 
Capitalism: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a bull.
 
Corporate:
You have two cows, you sell one, force the other to produce the milk of four cows, then act surprised when it drops dead.
 
Democracy:
You have two cows, the government taxes you to the point that you must sell them both in order to support a man in a foreign country that has only one cow which was a gift from your government.
 
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