Little David

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Little David is in the 5th grade. Yesterday morning when the teacher

asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the

typical answers came up; fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.



The teacher noticed that little David was being uncharacteristically

quiet and so she asked him about his father.



"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his

clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good,

he'll go out to the alley with some guy and do it with him for money."



The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the

other children to work on some coloring, and took little David aside

to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"



"No," said David, "He plays for the Philadelphia Eagles, but I was too

embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
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From my brother who lives in Philly, and is a HUGE Eagles fan. If you
watched the Redskins & Eagles game a week ago you'll sympathize.
Second Avenue.